Chemists can laugh...

I am surprise to see the attitude of masses about chemistry.People use to think that it is tough and boring subject but it's not true. It's merely an illusion.I am presenting little fun in chemistry today.

• A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".
• Two atoms are walking down the street.
  Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
  The other says, "Are you sure??"
  "Yes, I'm positive!"
• Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material.
• What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.
• What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.

A leader is a dealer in hope.

This quotation by Napoleon inspired me a lot.
"Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced."-- James Baldwin
"Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality."
"Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can fly."

A true leader has the confidence to stand alone, the courage to make tough decisions, and the compassion to listen to the needs of others. He does not set out to be a leader, but becomes one by the quality of his actions and the integrity of his intent.

Create Sense of Humor plz...

Humor is essentially a lateral thinking process, and can be a form of brain exercise.In addition to encouraging creative thought, humor causes a release of endorphins that makes you feel good, and wakes up your brain.
There are Some Nice Quotations for u all.
Read and laugh please.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobol
"Why is it when we talk to God we’re praying, but when God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso.
As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school. - Cokie Roberts
I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. - Anonymous
Definition of confidence: Ignorance of the possibilities of failure. - Steven Scott
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. - Ashleigh Brilliant

One thing which I'll really want to relate here is: Humor is not always only for laugh but is mostly for some moral Lesson...